worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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