the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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