Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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