Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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