if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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