found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
