Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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