I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
