I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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