best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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