i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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