drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
BRING THE BAGELS
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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