we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
