your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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