The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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