He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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