Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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