Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
that's an acceptable place to lick
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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