she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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