lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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