dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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