hotel room ftw
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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