he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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