This is not my ceiling
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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