? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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