Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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