shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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