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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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