Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think i have two assholes
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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