: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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