just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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