i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Found your dick twin last night
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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