I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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