While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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