How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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