are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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