I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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