Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
