all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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