And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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