So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Randomize
