Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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