last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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