I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize