You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
even my farts smell like vagina
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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