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you suck at this game today
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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