This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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