The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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