that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
People in love make me want to vomit
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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