I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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