Where did you get a picture of my penis
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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