Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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