Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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