You're completely useless in the revolution.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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