Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?